February 2011
100 posts
She shine like she ain’t know what rain is…
January 2011
107 posts
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like:
shealynne:
When I sneeze, it’s like:
OMG I AM DYING
funny-pictures-uk:
I wanna get one thing straight...
I love how girls say how they don’t think they are pretty because they see crap on TV or other people who doll ‘emselves up. First of all, you’re beautiful. I don’t care about some photoshop’d chick that probably has more make-up on than frosting on a cake. I LIKE REAL PEOPLE. You know what I find attractive? When a girl is chillin’ at home and she’s not...
If you can just be yourself, you’re not lying to anyone, and what’s...
– Mac Miller
Your girlfriends rated 'E' for everyone. Oh burn.
Want (1) cute anon message.
You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can’t do something themselves,they...
– The Pursuit of Happiness (via laurenmarie-)
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
Does that mean his eyes were open too?
No girl ever deserves this;
shabeeha-izaz:
To get played. To deal with someone who just wants to hit & quit. To put up with the dumb bitches who are starting drama when in fact they weren’t in the business in the first place. To have their heart put in a position where everyone & anyone can stomp on it.
Afterhesawher: I’m A guy and I feel like no girl deserves this crap. It seriously pisses me off when guys...
Dear follower, if you're sad or depressed, or if...
california-wishes:
TALK TO ME!!
If you lick, suck, or bite on my neck prepare to...
Ever feel like you're not good enough? Yeahh...
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
timmmypang:
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
-nikki:
22-22pm:
So, i’m a fuckin’ ninja.
craaazy
Sometimes, we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for...
Autocorrect
funny-pictures-uk:
LMFAOOOO.
leplastiquedick:
kidcarrie:
alecziscute:
LITERALLY CRYING
WAIT HOLD UP… he named his iPod Kevin?!
The feeling you get when your MATH teacher is...
What I think when kids in my class read
whatshelearnedfromyou:
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds...